Meet Anthony

Anthony was never really conceived, and has no real parents. He was born from a test tube in the year 1912. He was designed to be a sophisticated manboy hellbent on world domination. Here's an actual picture taken just 10 seconds after the 'birth.'

Anthony soon learned the ways of the evil master he was developed by. He was sent to law school, then to medical school. He studied a lot.

Anthony grew to be 20 feet tall. He soon became the president of the UNITED STATES patriotic club at his jewish school, because he found out he was jewish. Anthony then tried to beat up a gay kid, for being gay.

Soon after killing this gay guy, he decided to start acting. For awhile, he did a show called Larry King Live, where he dressed like some dude named Larry King. He was then offered a movie called The Terminator.

When the movie was released, it was a hit. They made a second one, again starring Anthony. Still bent on world domination, he adapted powers to control a magnetic field and whatnot. He became known across the world as the evil mutant Magneto.

After fighting the X-Men and losing, Anthony then decided to go about world domination in another way. So he made a duplicate of himself and lit his hair on fire.

Anthony soon grew bored of his duplicate when he realized all he did was look scared.

He then shut a car door on his hand.

Anthony then met a guy named Emilio Estavez, and told him he would call him Brian. So Anthony and Brian started making movies. Not porn, sicko. They made a movie called Skater Confusion, in which anthony killed brian. And an aspiring ballerina named Jeff Miley starred as the hero. They all became friends and had a gnarly time. Anthony is currently looking for chicks(to kill).

Written by Brian and based on truths told by the man, the mystery: Anthony.


Favorites

Movie-Donnie Darko, American Psycho, Haggard

J.A.B movie-Vigilante Cop Guy

Video Games=Final Fantasy Series

Musicians=Static-X, HIM, the Aquabats